pizza:

even if i lost all my memory i’d still remember my wifi password

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thechronicleofshe:

I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.

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its okay, im used to it.
― the saddest thing you can ever hear (via thewonderdick)
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unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

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punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

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shutupaubrey:

Is summer still a thing ? Does warm weather still exist? Will it ever come back?

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bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

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lsdzeppelin:

giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters 

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