your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang)

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo)

blackblackwitanashydick:

trillaryclinton:

I will keep your gas tank full.

college tuition? imma pay it all girl

(Source: shield-of-an-oaken-branch)

lntelligent:

i wish self-hatred burned calories 

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

katara:

a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks

forevercomescrashing:

you can pretend like I don’t exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum